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tallglassofbananaslushie:

flubbernuggetslyf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I feel like fucking death

why would you fuck death?

Yeah he’s a wrinkled old man

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danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

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blibblobblib:

Breakfast around the world

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unchangeablexangel:




bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

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9 Gifs of Edward Elric (ノ^∇^)

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mishaaaaaacollins:

raggedyman—-goodnight:

stephani-d:

johnhamishwatson-holmes:

endlesslysherlocked:

myhonestimpression:

ascandalinreichenbach:

a-study-in-holmes-in-221b:

one-clever-girl:

Name a british actor who has never been in drag.

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I DARE YOU.

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omfg

you forgot these two

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Also don’t forget.

GUYS

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the reblog button is so important to me when this post comes along

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*ahem* I present to you, Peter Capaldi!

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Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

victorydancebitches:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

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mademoiselleeli:

therealfeedback:

booker-real-dewitt:

brobdingnagian-fuckup:

so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses

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like these are so accurate

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accurate

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exaggeration

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America has 365…I laughed to hard!

Go back to Canada, Iowa.

I never laughed so much at a post. I’M DYING.

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usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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DO NOT REBLOG AND/OR PROMOTE JENNIFER LAWRENCE’S LEAKED PHOTOS.

SHE DID NOT RELEASE THEM.

THIS IS AN INVASION OF HER PERSONAL LIFE. 

HELP MAINTAIN JEN’S DIGNITY AND HER PROFESSIONALISM AND DO. NOT. REBLOG. THE. LEAKED. PHOTOS. OF. HER.

Stand by Jennifer to help show our support.

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